Cancun talks start with a call to the gods

Aside from GE, does anyone else know of any other Fortune 500 companies who are going to make money off of the current global warming scare? While my sympathies are with the masses, there is no sense in losing out on a once in a lifetime investment opportunity. If the rubes are willing to pay to assuage their greatest fears by opening their checkbooks, I think it is someone's bounden duty to help them.

I say, let the massive redistribution of wealth begin. For my part, I am only asking for a modest slice of the "vig." All I want is my fair share.

Aside from GE, does anyone else know of any other Fortune 500 companies who are going to make money off of the current global warming scare? While my sympathies are with the masses, there is no sense in losing out on a once in a lifetime investment opportunity. If the rubes are willing to pay to assuage their greatest fears by opening their checkbooks, I think it is someone's bounden duty to help them.

I say, let the massive redistribution of wealth begin. For my part, I am only asking for a modest slice of the "vig." All I want is my fair share.

U.N. climate summit opens in Mexico

......Well like the Obama Administration, the UN is focused on the WRONG issues.....sad.

AH, our hardworking global bureaucrats...roughing it in Cancun while assiduously working to save us all. Are the hookers providing freebies there as they did in Copenhagen?

Decades of hysterical fear mongering and out right science fraud concerning global warming and climate change have created a sort of “green fatigue.” Climate has become a goldmine of scary propaganda to fatten eco-group fundraising. Al Gore would become the world’s first “carbon billionaire.” Global government regulators have spent (or proposed to spend) hundreds of billions of dollars to control climate based primarily upon U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) reports and policies.

Last year’s “climategate” scandal began with the publication of thousands of U.N. climate scientist e-mails that revealed their eco-biases. These biases may be mitigated by the Inter Academy Council (IAC) reforms that would end the chronic exaggerations about global warming coming from the U.N.

What remains as disturbing about the U.N.’s climate culture is the socialist governance that has now been openly advocated by members of the IPCC. Several members meeting this week in Cancun at the annual conference to replace the 2012-expiring Kyoto Protocols have spoken in pure Marxist-socialist principles – wealth redistribution.

A Chinese member said that multi-billion dollar Western developed-nation payments would be the key to success of the Cancun meeting. And, co-chairman of the IPCC's third working group, Ottmar Edenhofer, has stated, "One must say clearly that we redistribute de facto the world's wealth by climate policy.... One has to free oneself from the illusion that international climate policy is environmental policy."

The IPCC meeting in Cancun is not expected to accomplish much more than to subtly shift the operative regulatory language from “climate change” to “global biodiversity,” and attempt to shakedown developed countries for billions in order to fund underdeveloped countries under the guise of environmental and social justice. Karl Marx would be most proud.

It is clear that socialist ideologies and cultish environmentalism have replaced prudent science and economics in U.N. climate policy. Militant environmentalism and green-obsessed bureaucrats have become an “axis of antagonism” that we can no longer afford.

Amusingly, while we in America fiddle away, other nations are leading the charge and reaping the increased GDP rewards of new tech exports for carbon emission reduction.

Every time a global warming doubter in America buys an import, there's carbon tax in it.

Because the EU and Australia and New Zealand and most other countries already have it - but since we aren't signatories to any treaties, we pay full fare instead of a discounted rate for it.

Palin will fix this.....drill-baby-drill....in the Gulf Coast and all around Florida!!

While we're at it, why not drill on Bush's Texas ranch in Crawford.....right on his front lawn.

310 million Americans.....our biggest problem is over population and no one's talking about it. Screw-baby-screw.....and then burn-baby-burn. We have the resources to sustain just under 200 million people....and we're 310 million and growing. What a country!...the mormons and their belief in large families will save us - NOT! Mitt Romney for President.....you've got to be kidding me.

Climate change is a hoax! Scientists are involved in a worldwide conspiracy to falsify data to keep their jobs,...and I'm an idiot (and a proud Republican)!

Ya know...

If you want to be taken seriously, don't start off by appealing to the Jaguar goddess.

Anothet gov't, sponsored kook fest.

I pray to the jaguar goddess every day. She's one bad kitty!

Where'd the message in the bottle come from? East Anglia?

Two weeks in Cancun? Paaaaaaarty!!!! How do I get this gig?

The elite of the chicken-little envio-left fly to Cancun....carbon spewing in their jet's wake

The failed theory of Climate Change was a business for the greedy, and intellectual fodder for the ignorants and ideologues and is now laughingly known to history as the era of environMENTAL Disco science.
Meanwhile, the UN had allowed carbon trading to trump 3rd world fresh water relief, starvation rescue and 3rd world education for just over 25 years of climate control instead of population control. BIG MISTAKE!

I suppose that what nobody would do at Cancún is to look at the actual climate measurements. They show nothing unusual whatsoever.

Instead there would be a lot of talk about our children and grandchildren.

Here is a rough idea of what they are ideally aiming for. People would be allocated an emissions quota, essentially an energy quota since 90% of the energy comes out of fossil fuel now.

Say your daughter goes to college to become a doctor or engineer or scientist. She is using energy, flying there, air conditioning - she needs to concentrate for exams, etc. So she would be penalized for exceeding the emissions quota.

Some other kid not willing or not able to be equally productive would naturally have a smaller carbon footprint, so he would be rewarded with carbon credits which he could sell to your daughter for a profit.

The transfer would be done not directly but through the same financial whizz-kids who securitized mortgages (a whole cohort was ready to start trading if the energy bill was approved and are now looking for something else to do.)

The fact that this year is almost as warm as the warmest year ever, 1998, which MEANS PRECISELY THAT that temperatures have been going down for 12 years, nowhere accelerated by CO2 as the IPCC and Hansen predicted, wouldn't matter a bit.

The fact that the sea level rise rate has not changed for 150 years and glaciers are melting at the same rate as 60 and 120 years ago wouldn't matter a bit, and the discussion of actual measurements would be brutally suppressed.

All this when in the last few years the US found enough natural gas for 100 years of cheap use at least, enough to keep our children and grandchildren in schools and make their lives productive rather than stunted...

As a reference - I didn't make any of this up - read the very recent interview of Ottmar Edenhofer, one of the IPCC sectional chairs, in the Swiss Neue Zürcher Zeitung.

QUOTES:

"That will change immediately if global emission rights are distributed. If this happens, on a per capita basis, then Africa will be the big winner, and huge amounts of money will flow there."

"One has to free oneself from the illusion that international climate policy is environmental policy. This has almost nothing to do with environmental policy anymore, with problems such as deforestation or the ozone hole."

"There must be penalties and incentives: global CO 2-tariffs..."

http://www.nzz.ch/nachrichten/politik/schweiz/klimapolitik_verteilt_das_weltvermoegen_neu_1.8373227.html

IPCC NEEDS A MANAGER



The IPCC fellows, media figures as much as any, are in urgent need of a Hollywood type manager. Nobody is paying any attention to them anymore.



They meet in Cancún and the Wikileaks take the headlines.



Now imagine if a dashing bandido would take a few key delegates. After talking to them he would have an epiphany and would accept as ransom carbon credits...



Lede articles, movie deals, high CO2 romance....

The Climate Cartel is meeting in Mexico to shake-down the United States. This international cartel of climate crooks is greedier than the Zetas and other Mexican cartels.

Every December we have another drive-by holdup and hijacking by the Global Warming Conspiracy. Enough is enough.

Every article on global warming in the Post or Times has a comments section so riddled with deniers that I have to wonder --- how many of these "posters" are on the Exxon or BP payroll?

I've written a number of articles on this issue, but I'd like to direct you to my most recent: The Top Ten Crazy Things Progressives Say about the End of Civilization as We Know It. Just follow this link:

http://americasright.com/?p=6744

Insanity.

Don't the world's current religions do enough damage?

"Goddess of reason" is oxymoronic.

WHO NEEDS A JAMES BOND VILLAIN

to say "VEE SHALL TAKE OVAH ZAH VAARLD!"?

Who needs conspiracy theories?

Who needs email leaks?

Here you have an IPCC leader saying in his own words, in the Swiss NZZ interview:

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Q: Until now, many think of aid when they hear development policies.

A: That will change immediately if global emission rights are distributed. If this happens, on a per capita basis, then Africa will be the big winner, and huge amounts of money will flow there. This will have enormous implications for development policy. And it will raise the question if these countries can deal responsibly with so much money at all.

Q: That does not sound anymore like the climate policy that we know.

A: Basically it's a big mistake to discuss climate policy separately from the major themes of globalization. The climate summit in Cancun at the end of the month is not a climate conference, but one of the largest economic conferences since the Second World War. Why? Because we have 11,000 gigatons of carbon in the coal reserves in the soil under our feet - and we must emit only 400 gigatons in the atmosphere if we want to keep the 2-degree target. 11 000 to 400 - there is no getting around the fact that most of the fossil reserves must remain in the soil.

Q: De facto, this means an expropriation of the countries with natural resources. This leads to a very different development from that which has been triggered by development policy.

A: First of all, developed countries have basically expropriated the atmosphere of the world community. But one must say clearly that we redistribute de facto the world's wealth by climate policy. Obviously, the owners of coal and oil will not be enthusiastic about this. One has to free oneself from the illusion that international climate policy is environmental policy. This has almost nothing to do with environmental policy anymore, with problems such as deforestation or the ozone hole.

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The man is Ottmar Edenhofer, Professor of the Economics of Climate Change in Potsdam, cochair of the IPCC group on mitigation.

An unassumingly looking accountant like bureaucrat, the man is a conspiracy theory all by himself.

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http://www.pressestelle.tu-berlin.de/fileadmin/a70100710/Fotos/Pressestellenarchiv/TUB-AntrittEdenhofer04.11.08__18_.jpg

CLIMATE TALKS IN CANCUN: A POEM

they went

to Cancún

to feel the pain

of our warming

NewsBusters: Global Warming Summit in Cancun Opens with Prayer to Pagan Goddess Ixchel
http://newsbusters.org/blogs/ken-shepherd/2010/12/02/global-warming-summit-cancun-opens-prayer-pagan-goddess-ixchel

Why aren't those lying AGW thieves in jail yet. They are all in one place it would be easy to round them up, toss them in jail and throw away the key.

Sounds to me like they started this conference off at Senor Frogs. I will bet money more than one attendee was seen taking shots off her belly.

Just because others have bought into this fraud does not mean the US has to. The West has a stellar enviornmental record compared to China or the formally Eastern bloc countries not to mention India or other almost third world nations. This is just a scam to loot America and homegrown enviornmentalists are in league with these thieves by trying to starve this abundant land of its indigenous natural resources.

Why not hold this summit in Europe where they are being buried in snow? Case closed.

That does it for me.

I will not spend another dollar in Cancun.

If this is what the "United" Nations call modern thought, than they can shove it.

Why is America still paying for these morons and the immense amount of time they are wasting on "global Warming"?

Sick

Rowdy Boots

If the left could get more STUPID, KOOKY AND DUMB it would be a miracle.

Let's start by saying: Why Cancun? A: It is sunny, warm, nice beaches and great drinks. Also, why not have a great vacation paid for by THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

THE LEAST THEY COULD DO IS GO TO THE GULF COAST--LIKE OBAMA DID...OOPS, MY BAD!

HE WENT TO SPAIN! OR WAS IT SHE? DAMNED IF i KNOW BUT THEY DID NOT GO TO THE GULF COAST EXCEPT FOR A TOKEN 34 HOURS!

CREEPY UNITED NATIONS...WHY ARE WE AMERICANS PAYING FOR THIS CRAP?

ROWDY BOOTS

How appropriate that a bunch of moon bats would pray to a moon goddess. Their theory is after all little more than a religion the only difference being that they want to make it mandatory that everyone chips in when the donation plate is passed.

Its high time that we drive a stake through the heart of this farcical theory and see it for what it really is, a power and money grab.

Exquisite. New age moon battery meets pseudoscience all in pursuit of Western money. This whole thing is comedy gold! Thank you, thank you United Nations.

"Amusingly, while we in America fiddle away, other nations are leading the charge and reaping the increased GDP rewards of new tech exports for carbon emission reduction.
Posted by: WillSeattle"

Exactly, like Spain creating thousands of "green" jobs; and once they rant the numbers they found themselves only losing 2.2 jobs per "green" job created.

We need that here, if we created say 10% "green" jobs we could have 30% unemployment instead of 10%; which clearly is a good plan. Oh and energy and transportation costs would go up so you'd pay more for everything.

But who doesn't want fewer jobs and higher prices? Oh wait, that might be me...

I hope the chamber maids rip them off like they do with any other tourists.

My guess is that if someone tried to pray in Jesus name, people would have started screaming, thrown the guy out and barred him from the UN for life.

Figures that someone would pray to some goddess at this time of year. How sad.

Romans 1:25 - They traded the truth about God for a lie. So they worshiped and served the things God created instead of the Creator himself, who is worthy of eternal praise! Amen.

The big question is, how do these U.N. officials keep a straight face in public?

Perhaps one of you Al Gore wannabees could come over and shovel all this global warming out of my driveway.

Let all who believe in global warming pay for mitigating it out of their pockets(in addition to taxes) and leave the tax money the rest of us pay to help reduce the deficit.

These global warming pagan nimrods can't get anything right. I'd expect they'd be praying to Kinich Ahau pleading he not shine so brightly. Unfortunately for them, the God of Abraham controls the universe, and arrogant little pigs serve another master.

Let all who believe in global warming pay for mitigating it out of their pockets(in addition to taxes) and leave the tax money the rest of us pay to help reduce the deficit.

Let all who believe in global warming pay for mitigating it out of their pockets(in addition to taxes) and leave the tax money the rest of us pay to help reduce the deficit.

On a recent trip to a Chicago school Michelle wanted to stress the hard work Obama has done in the areas of sex ed, good nutrition, and how to do community service(hood rat for scam the system). In order for the students to have a token to remember the Messiah by she had hundreds of statues made. I guess someone grabbed her Obama dildo to copy instead of the statue of the half dark prince. Imagine the parents surprise when the students arrived home and opened the gift.

I remember the Jaguar goddess. She used to dance at the Pussycat lounge on Tues & Thurs. I don't remember praying to her but I guess it's possible.

The UN has failed to follow protocol, when delivering the prayer they should also grab a peasent and rip his heart out and throw the body down a long flight of stairs. The only thing more useless than the UN is Obama and Obama makes it look easy.

I really do think we have more important things to deal with besides the myth of man-made global warming. We all know that the only force that can change the earth's climate is the sun, that we have no control over. Just look at the centuries befor us...how did their global warming take place? I bet it was no man-made CO2 that caused it. I suppose we cause the increase in temperature on the other planets in our solar system as well? Man-made Global warming is a myth used by people to gain control over the energy producing and consuming markets.

I remember, as a child, growing up in Chicaga, hearing street people ranting and raving such nonsense as the Global Warming Evangelists are spewing. Back then, they would have a net thrown over them and be carted off to the nearest asylum. Nowadays, they are voted into high-office, offered huge sums of money for speaking engagements, and given Folk-Hero status!

The executive secretary of the U.N. Framework Convention on Climate Change opens a secular conference with a prayer to a cat??
Where's the outrage? Where's the idignation?
If a Christian had opened this with a prayer to God, all hell would have broken loose, pardon the pun.

The Media are such hypocrits.

Ms. Figueres should ask the Mayans, if she can find any, how Ixchel's tapestry worked for them.

A fitting opening to a civilization that is extinct. The global warming hoax is also extinct but it's like a sticky nose bugger that you can't get off your finger.

If you socials are going to ask for money you should have a believable cause. I know you good little environmental socialists continue to hide your head in the sand and not talk about the climategate emails. But where is that going to get you. Right, where you're at, knowhere's ville. You see the AGW/IPCC fraud was revealed in the climategate emails. Since then the scam has collasped faster that Al Gore can side step a debate. It seems you frauds picked the wrong gas CO2 to hang your hat on. It was the right political pick but the wrong scientific pick, as the CRU Crew had to cook the books to make if appear as the culprit. So you may as well enjoy your vacation and plan for the next one soon. What was it that einstein said. Something about repeating the same thing over and over and expecting a different result, something like that.

Oh yes, this adds a lot of credibility to those that are addressing global warming, Lots! LOL. Everytime one of these characters opens their mouth and starts to make global warming sound like undisputable truth or a religion, I begin to think what's the point of saving a species that's so overrepresented by these type of morons? If they think global warming is man-made, then do the right thing and work towards stopping people breeding new little carbon producers. Oh, that's right, they want to ignore that major source of carbon production!!! If man made global warming advocates want to be taken seriously, then stop breeding and work towards global laws and technology to curb the number of human beings that actually do produce carbon dioxide themselves and require the creation of carbon to enjoy life. Not that it or anything else they do will make much difference in global warming but at least it's a good cause to make a better world.

Two weeks? Cancun in December? And I get paid for doing it? OK, what do I have to say? Blahblahblah, environment, boohoo? I am there!

Global warming is just a ploy for MORE TAXES.

So, take a minute and look up "excluded income" in the tax law.

WHAT IS TAXED dot COM

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Invoking the Goddess of reason and creativity in the name of idiotic fear-mongering is beyond arrogant. Maybe if they were actually discussing the many very real environmental catastrophes it would seem less hypocritical, instead of the one made-up one that they seem to think taxation will fix. (What about rampant radiation poisoning in the "war zones" the US created in the Mideast? How about vaccination and autism links? The rapacious mining and drilling that is still killing the Gulf? Where's THEIR movement? But no, Gulf reporters and other whistle-blowers are harassed, threatened, arrested and intimidated into silence, showing what a lie their "concern for the environment" really is) What an insult to the Mayan culture that the Spanish nearly wiped out as a result of their many "adventures" in the New World. She had best hope Ixchel doesn't answer her prayer, after what's been done to Ixchel's people I doubt she would be kind in her response. Everything in this summit runs counter to what the Mayans believed. Or did I forget the part where the Mayans levied unsustainable taxation upon other people they did not speak for, then used intellectual dishonesty and the economics of scientific endeavor to quell disagreement?

I don't own a car nor drive,but I'm >50 yo,I ride a Specialized bike,and have been an avid biker since 1969 when I got a Mattel Stallion.I have calculated my carbon value at over $250,000,but will sell it for $50,000.Any takers?

If congressional Democrats would shut their pathetic, corrupt, and anti-American mouths that would completely resolve GW.

Well, well, well....

I anticipate that the Global Warming hoax is only a prelude to an even bigger exposure of the HIV/AIDS hoax.

As a scientist I have reached a conclusion that HIV and IDS are connected only semantically.

Otherwise there is on credible scientific connection between the two and, in the fulness of time, this truth will eventually get out.

Meantime we will continue wasting billions of dollars on this lie and supporting the careers and comfortable lifestyles of the opportunistic "scientists" who started this scam and continue to do so.

May they enjoy their racket for as long as they can.....

Well, well, well....

I anticipate that the Global Warming hoax is only a prelude to an even bigger exposure of the HIV/AIDS hoax.

As a scientist I have reached a conclusion that HIV and IDS are connected only semantically.

Otherwise there is on credible scientific connection between the two and, in the fulness of time, this truth will eventually get out.

Meantime we will continue wasting billions of dollars on this lie and supporting the careers and comfortable lifestyles of the opportunistic "scientists" who started this scam and continue to do so.

May they enjoy their racket for as long as they can.....

People around the globe are protesting in the streets and these idiots are in Cancun for two weeks at our expense to talk about a BS subject of no concern to ANYONE except the jerks on the left. I hope a tsunami comes in and takes them all away. GOOD RIDDANCE.

Who do you think should be taking the lead on climate change?

Perhaps someone who is SANE, and will not ignore the reality of the East Anglia emails.

Developed nations are not going to have a massive income re-distribution to the underdeveloped world.

The underdeveloped world could care LESS about global warming - until the nutty scientists started offering them other-people's-money.

Then all of a sudden, the scientists started claiming they had 100 countries behind their hair-brained ideas.

Time to stop this nonsense.

Here is a report about the rest of the conference. The wheelks of progress are spinning...

http://doubtfulcompetency.blogspot.com/2010/12/religion-drives-productive-un-climate.html

"A solid response to climate change"? What climate change? When? Where?

This prayer reveals the Environmental Whackos we already knew about. If you listen to a lie long enough, you start believing it.

Maybe a UFO will be appearing shortly, to take them away. Watch for any jaguar goddess comets!

Here I am, a college professor sorely underemployed and looking for a full-time job with benefits, and one of my gender is engaging in goofy, mythical, magical stuff at my tax-paying expense. How do these people get these jobs?

The saving grace in this story is that the heroine's name is
"Christiana".

She opens with a prayer to a 'moon goddess' - when WHEN will we stop supporting these flaky elitist pigs with our tax dollars.

Heh, heh, heh, heh, ha, so much for church and the u.n.. How pathetic are these clowns? The marxists are in total meltdown, they are a joke, they have raped the West of it's wealth and now they are praying to these worthless phoney, baloney gods not to wipe their greedy worthless butts out. It's rough when you can't take it with you.

Is this still a concern somewhere?

HAHAHA... What Really? I'm Surprised they didn't pray to Zeus for lightening bolts to strike down their billions of enemies, the barbarian 'skeptics'

ROFL... You just couldn't make this stuff up.

I definitely believe climate change is taking place. Why shouldn't it take place. It has been changing, with the pendulum swinging one way, and then the other since long before man walked the face of the earth.

What a field day Gore and his cronies would have had were they around when glaciers covered all of what is now New England other large portions of what is now the United States.

Can you imagine the horror at the speed at which those glaciers were receding, and the oceans rising.

Speaking of the oceans, did you know that on three separate occasions, the Great Barrier Reef was sixty feet above sea level?

And, speaking of oceans rising. Do you know what the single greatest cause is for the oceans rising? It is erosion, though for some odd reason, it is never mentioned.

Eons from now, should the sun still be alive, and barring further geological upheavals, the surface of the earth will be underwater, from the result of wind and rain, both of which are natural occurrences. Any subsequent ice ages will also grind down the mountains on their southward journeys in the northern hemisphere.

The piddily things these global warming charlatans are preaching about are insignificant to past climatalogic events.

All you lemmings are welcome to follow Al Gore, and his merry band of frauds off the edge of the cliff with my blessings. And my sympathy.

"Amusingly, while we in America fiddle away, other nations are leading the charge and reaping the increased GDP rewards of new tech exports for carbon emission reduction.

Every time a global warming doubter in America buys an import, there's carbon tax in it.

Because the EU and Australia and New Zealand and most other countries already have it - but since we aren't signatories to any treaties, we pay full fare instead of a discounted rate for it."
Posted by: WillSeattle"

Australia does not have a carbon tax.
Since almost everything sold in America, comes from China and not Europe, it really doesn't matter. The Europeans and the rest of the fools that follow them can drive themselves out of business.

the movement against carbon dioxide is getting more and more like religion with the year 2100 as judgement day and with climate scientists cast in the role of prophets and redeemers.

Oh Great Ctulhu, we admonish thee to save us from the rise in the seas due to the Kraken of Global Warming, and to stamp down upon the excess carbon emissions that are causing runaway temperature rise.

Calling on a dead Mayan god of war and cannibalism to bless the Cancun talks is very appropriate, since the Cancun climate agenda and any useful agreement are DOA.

Palin will fix this.....drill-baby-drill....in the Gulf Coast and all around Florida!!

While we're at it, why not drill on Bush's Texas ranch in Crawford.....right on his front lawn.

@gotogoal....question everything. You do realize you are acting like a drone with your comments. What are you 12? Apparently you get all of your "facts" from a progressive "fact" site. Do you know that the ends justify the means and that truth is relative? That means, progressives LIE and advocate lying as a means to their goal. You are a lemming, a fool. You are not an "elite" and if you think the humans are killing the planet then by all means...you are part of your problem and I fully advocate you joining the church of eugenics and offing yourself as a sacrifice to your GOD? of environmentalism....You do realize that you are related to POND SCUM.

310 million Americans.....our biggest problem is over population and no one's talking about it. Screw-baby-screw.....and then burn-baby-burn. We have the resources to sustain just under 200
're 310 million and growing. What a country!...the mormons and their belief in large families will save us - NOT! Mitt Romney for President.....you've got to be kidding me.

Palin is smarter than you. numbnuts.

http://overpopulationisamyth.com/overpopulation-the-making-of-a-myth

You is all a bunch of heathen mtherfkcers full of hot global warming gas in yer arrses...

Further proof that global warming is a religion replacement. Ha!

Check out this hilarious global warming parody:

http://www.narf.tv/?p=89

The witch doctors have got a seance going with their mythical gods and goddesses. Yea, all hail the reigning orthodoxy of man-made global warming --- a farce, a fraud, and a swindle. Too bad they're in lovely Cancun, for were they in some lesser venue, it would make sense to nuke it, as an act of "ethical cleansing." Alas, we must fall back on alternative means, let us refer to them as "Drill, baby, drill!" Let us be rid of these critters, that no more will they be able to molest reasonable men with their lies and their schemes to profit from them.

Hayeksgirl --- right you are on the myth of "overpopulation." Rothbard argued that the entire population of the planet could live comfortably within the state of Texas --- without HongKong-style high-rise tenements. The statist societies --- socialist, communist, fascist, Nazi, etc, etc --- are unable to sustain their populace, but they will not convert to capitalism because this would severely limit the power of the political classes to suck the blood of the people whom they pretend to give a rat's axx about. Fight for "Capitalism: The Unknown Ideal."

Please cite for me the hour, the day, the month, the year, or century, that the climate WASN'T changing. By the way, how does one produce a temperature graph that's flat at one end, with a sudden rise at the other (hockey stick) when the earth's temperature at the beginning point was 3 degrees C warmer than today? Answer, garbage in, garbage out. The so called hockey stick graph is a mathematical prostitute pimped by the left as a fact. Well, you're entitled to your own opinion, but not your own facts. Notice how they avoid peer review when that would validate their claims? I'm mean if you're so certain that what you claim is irrefutable why wouldn't you welcome the scrutiny that would prove you correct? I think we all know the answer to that question.

I know you're a liar every time you evoke the word denier with its historically toxic implications. Despite the repulsiveness of these tactics, you press on, on our dime. As in every Ponzi scheme you'll one day be compelled to explain your behavior to the people you plundered, and they'll respond accordingly.

If one of the Mexican Drug Cartels take the delegates hostage will they accept carbon credits as ransome?

Since it was a UN party, how much did it cost us (USA)? We have to pump money into everything those idiots do.

QUIT PAYING FOR THE UN & KICK THEM OUT OF THE USA!!

That's par for the course with the loony tunes who continue espousing the global warming rubbish! These same sycophants would go into seizures and condemnation would soon follow if a Christian prayer was offered? Global warming is just another hoax being pushed by the Libnut left in order to garner funds for their pet projects be it social experimentation or Leftist political bilge! We don't need the UN, kick them out and let them drown in their own corruption!!!

Perhaps they will progress to human sacrifice like the Mayans of old? They should start with the Gore and the rest of the Libnuts! lol

Can the unemployed in the U.S. pray to the jaguar goddess Ixchel that the economy comes back to life? Another UN boondoggle and money waster.

I think it is appropriate for global warming activists to open with an invocation to ixchel, after all both are based upon superstition. I'm only surprised that vampires, wiccas, and zombies were excluded.

Jaguar goddess, I pray that Obama's a one termer.

Over the last roughly 600 million years of climate data that we can ascertain using various scientific and statistically valid methods, there is no correlation between the atmospheric levels of the trace gas carbon dioxide and global temperature. But there are correlations between solar cycles, changes in the Earth's magnetic field, and input from the cosmos in the form of cosmic rays (which affect cloud cover), and perturbations in the Earth's orbit. Yet we are supposed to believe that we, mankind, are somehow responsible for any climate change. What stupidity!

Al Gore even left out all records of The Little Ice Age (1400 to 1800 cold period) in his hockey stick curve, which lied by showing a dramatic temperature rise in the 20th century. Yet his idiot manifesto movie "An Inconvenient Truth" is still shown in public school science classrooms across the nation as being "truth". We are indoctrinating an entire generation to believe in the hoax of global warming. Taxpayers should be mad as hell.

Even the data set used by the UN scientists to come up with their dire predictions is suspect and unreliable. Much of the "warming" at many of the sensors can be accounted for because of the increased urbanization land use near them. Some sensors have even been moved hundreds of miles from their original location. Such corrupted data can't be used for an 8th grade science project, let alone for calling for massive tax increases and transfers of wealth. Start all over and let REAL, openly conducted, peer reviewed science work.

If you want to look at science and the facts, check out:

“I am a skeptic…Global warming has become a new religion.” - Nobel Prize Winner for Physics, Ivar Giaever.

“Since I am no longer affiliated with any organization nor receiving any funding, I can speak quite frankly….As a scientist I remain skeptical. Atmospheric Scientist Dr. Joanne Simpson, the first woman in the world to receive a PhD in meteorology, and formerly of NASA, who has authored more than 190 studies and has been called “among the most preeminent scientists of the last 100 years.”

Warming fears are the “worst scientific scandal in the history…When people come to know what the truth is, they will feel deceived by science and scientists.” - UN IPCC Japanese Scientist Dr. Kiminori Itoh, an award-winning PhD environmental physical chemist.

“The IPCC has actually become a closed circuit; it doesn’t listen to others. It doesn’t have open minds… I am really amazed that the Nobel Peace Prize has been given on scientifically incorrect conclusions by people who are not geologists,” - Indian geologist Dr. Arun D. Ahluwalia at Punjab University and a board member of the UN-supported International Year of the Planet

Even the leading UN scientist (Dr. Jones) has admitted there has been no scientifically significant global warming since 1995! And some of the original scientists who came up with the idea of global warming are now saying that naturally occurring changes in ocean currents can account for 50% of any change in the Earth's climate. Surprised? Not really.

Don't confuse (as many people do) pollution with the naturally occurring trace gas, Carbon Dioxide. Pollution is bad...all sorts of bad chemical compounds in our atmosphere, rivers and streams, lakes, and our oceans (particularly by India and China). But carbon dioxide is not a pollutant, despite the Obama administration's attempts to categorize it as such.

As a concerned citizen, with a bit of scientific knowledge (I'm an aerospace engineer), I want answers to these questions:

Why did the IPCC scientists sit on their data, unwilling to share it for ten years? Science only moves forward if results can be peer reviewed and duplicated independently.

Why was their record keeping so shoddy?

Why did they falsify data when it didn't confirm their preconceived theories?

Why didn't they monitor their sensors more carefully to know that much of any temperature rise was the result of increased urbanization around those sensors, and not due to any real rise in the Earth's temperature? This is Garbage In, Garbage Out in computer programming parlance.

Why do ALL of the 23 competing IPCC computer models ignore the Sun or any other input from the cosmos, but instead rely on one, perhaps insignificant, factoid of their own making (carbon dioxide), which the "greenies" have latched onto as an energy tax scheme?

Sweet! A little praying to the animist gods, a little symbolic pyramid building, a little hand-wringing and then its time to parrrty! Woot!

Imagine if she had invoked God or Jesus instead of the Mayan! Hahahahahaha omg people would have freaked out!

If the attendees would like to see an actual eco-disaster perhaps they should take a tour along the northern border?

Hey, when does Al arrive?

I'd figure that they would pray to the goddess of the dog... you know, the dog that ate the climate data...

This is just total BS. Are these people serious? Global Warming / Climate Change is total garbage that no one can substantiate with any evidence. All of these quacks are wasting my tax money.

Why have this UN meeting in Cancun ? why not
Juarez Mexico ?

Should have had the meeting in TJ. More appropriate. People living in garbage dumps.. now that is how these AGW nuts would want us all to be living. In garbage dumps, and run by the ecomafia cartel.

Moon goddess eh? Fitting. These global warming, climate change dim-bulbs are Lunatics.

I thought these "people" consistently have said there is no God. A goddess...well good luck with that. Talk about hypocrites!!

A call to the gods of an extinct people! How appropriate! The UN climate buffoons and their U.S. counterparts want the world to return to pre-Industrial Revolution simplicity, reading by candlelight ...

OK. If they want that, if they really want that, then we need to reduce the Earth's population by about 5 billion people. Open huge, deep-pit graves and push them in. Dump a billion or so, in ground form, into the sea. Why?

The developed countries are using advanced techniques to create food, clothing, and goods for even the poorest to use in daily life.

Because this effort increases carbon emissions (in their view) and increases global warming (in their view), we simply must stop.

Why allow these marginal people to consume resources and lead to increased carbon emissions?

Do what the Mayans did -- cut out their hearts or throw them into a volcano. We can do that, right?

By selectively burying the five billion parasites in the earth or oceans, plant life will flourish and all of our ills would be cured. And the Mayan Gods would be happy.

Have a great day.

Do any of these do gooders at Cancun have actual jobs? I mean jobs where something is produced --- and the remuneration is from consumers, not governments?

Aa each one of these sorry excuses to hold cocktail parties unfolds, the proceedings and individuals involved get whackier and whackier.

As long as they wear those silly blue helmets, nobody will take the UN seriously. Even that might not help!!

The witch doctors have got a seance going with their mythical gods and goddesses. Yea, all hail the reigning orthodoxy of man-made global warming --- a farce, a fraud, and a swindle. Too bad they're in lovely Cancun, for were they in some lesser venue, it would make sense to nuke it, as an act of "ethical cleansing." Alas, we must fall back on alternative means, let us refer to them as "Drill, baby, drill!" Let us be rid of these critters, that no more will they be able to molest reasonable men with their lies and their schemes to profit from them, at the expense of the neurotic, the brainwashed, the naive, and the gullible.

Oh great goddess Ix Chel
Jaguar goddess of the moon and earth
Goddess of fertility and rain.

We implore you to bring torrential rains and flood waters
To the evil kingdom of Chavez
Bring misery to his people and flood his lands
Bring disaster to the ALBA nations trying to shake down the
Cancun Climate Summit.

Hi Kris,

I am one of those deniers on the payroll of BP. They pay me $1,000,000 a post to annoy idiots like you.

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Global warming is just a ploy for MORE TAXES.

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Can't we put the Great Climate Hoax to bed already? Governments are using the eco-commies as tools to fleece the taxpayers out of more money.

In order to buy into this proposition, you have to believe that if we only give the government another 10% of what little we have left, THEY WILL CONTROL THE WEATHER.

Oh, and Al Gore will make billions by people selling each other something that doesn't exist ("carbon credit").

The Chinese and Indians will secretly be laughing their arses off as we cripple our economy and they pretend to do the same thing to theirs.

It's as silly and insidious as it sounds.

Global warming is just a ploy for MORE TAXES.

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"There's a sucker born every minute."
--P.T. Barnum
--Al Gore
--Ixchel

How embarassing for the USA that the best we could muster to send to Cancun is Chu and Vilsak, better known as Dumb and Dumber, and let us not foget the token female Nancy 'The Gorebal Warming' Princess' Sutley.Here is three more to add to your 'sucker' list astralweeks.

Just wondering if they're also still cutting beating hearts out of living people.

I agree with those that call it the Watermelon Movement: green on the outside, red in the middle.

pgould1 the only people opening checkbooks are the American Public. Global Warming is a massive scam

A good three decade cruise on the good ship Isolationism would do this country a world of good.

Ok, so we have a convention of so-called "scientists", who reject the notion that God is sovereign because they embrace atheism and logic, who believe that because the world temperatures are lower and record cold spells are common, that the planet is getting hot, and that they need to appeal to a figurine carved from a rock and a myth that was embraced by a semi cannibalistic tribe that cut the hearts out of living persons to manipulate their environment to help them think straight. Am I missing anything?

Thank "Ixchel" that it wasn't the Christian God she invoked. That Republican right wing homophobic racist POS God would end the world in a second if he could. Oh, wait.......

This says it all.

'During the Mayan festival in the honor of Ixchel: the goddess of the Moon, beehives, fertility, medicine and weaving, a beautiful young woman was chosen by craftsmen and artisans to represent the goddess. This young woman was sacrificed by the priests and flayed.
Her skin was worn by a man who sat at a loom and pretended to weave, while the craftsmen danced around him in animal costumes. The ceremony was then completed when the worshippers engaged in bloodletting and then had a ritual bath.'

And this moron is solicting this pagan goddess?

Lord and Lady Begin To Dance Festival
During this Mayan festival in the honor of Ixchel: the goddess of the Moon, beehives, fertility, medicine and weaving, a beautiful young woman was chosen by craftsmen and artisans to represent the goddess. This young woman was sacrificed by the priests and flayed.
Her skin was worn by a man who sat at a loom and pretended to weave, while the craftsmen danced around him in animal costumes. The ceremony was then completed when the worshippers engaged in bloodletting and then had a ritual bath.

And this moron is solicting this pagan goddess?

Of course the global warming movement is a cult/religion. Gee, this is a big surprise.

Geez, what a collection of half-wit buffoons.

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(I googled the unpronounceable goddess and she is not only not hot, she is dead.)
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Global Warning is crap.

Might as well pray to the goddess Ixchel, since "Global Warming" has become a religion with Al Gore as its pope.

Global Warming is clearly a taxation scam by the left to redistribute wealth. In Florida, citrus groves have migrated to a line further south because IT HAS GOTTEN COLDER IN THE STATE IN THE LAST 40 YEARS! That alone is proof that warming does not exist.

Mayan leadership practiced human sacrifice to mystify, horrify, and coerce the fearful, ignorant masses depending on them. They instructed minions that only the barbaric spectacle would quench the gods' wrath, ensuring good harvests and protection from plague.

Too bad climate change got the best of 'em. Eventually droughts and plagues took their toll, causing chaos and a total collapse of the Mayan Empire: The people have vested themselves too heavily in myths and fabrications.

So it is with our UN and their global warming fraud. Rather than admit the wrong, the unsupportable, appointed(!!) leaders continue to ply the masses with hysteria and imagined calamity, in order to mystify, horrify and coerce all us ignorant folks.

Thank my God we live in an information age, where we can bypass the chains of command and share good information about the lies, the cheating, the theft that goes on at the UN. Their golden goose is cooked!

Only fitting UN members would call on a Mayan goddess that is seen as a sly predator. It is time for revolution.

Since global warming advocacy has taken on the characteristics of a religion Ms. Figueres should create a "Global Cooling Goddess" and pray to her. Invoking false gods will do as much good as and cost much less than all the self-enriching climate control measures dreamt up by this bunch of clowns.

Moon God...what a great start to an important meeting with lots of really important people with really important things to do. Then, they cut the head off a chicken and spread the blood around to keep bad things way. Those UN people are some wild and crazy guys!

I can't believe these Progressive globalists are still trying to peddle this snake oil.

To my way of thinking this is just one more reason to ask the UN to relocate to one of those third world countries whose real needs they seem to work so hard to ignore.

Imagine how much money we could put towards our deficit if we dump the UN, withdraw our membership and wait for the world to ask us for aid.

And they will ask, oh, yes, they will beg.

We have enough problems here at home without the fake concerns of the Soros Progressive globalists looking for more ways to stick their hands in our pockets.

Absolutely. Pray to the Mayan moon goddess and REALLY get taken seriously. I love it! As for the Mexican president's enthusiasm toward all the "creativity and weaving," he's gotta be willing to try anything that will divert attention away from the terrorism of his own country's drug cartels, not to mention the snowballing northerly exodus from the Third World swamp of poverty over which he so proudly presides.

Here's an idea: Let the American taxpayer borrow another trillion dollars from totalitarian polluter China to send a blank to corrupt warloards and chieftains (I mean "presidents") in Africa to futilely battle Nature's 5-billion-year future plans for our planet's climate. As if our 150-year records of weather and climate can even be CLOSE to accurate.

Probably everyone else has pointed out how the GW crowd
is still living high and mighty, what with their jets, big fancy cars, etc. So of course they would be in Cancun, probably having a blast!

Probably everyone else has pointed out how the GW crowd
is still living high and mighty, what with their jets, big fancy cars, etc. So of course they would be in Cancun, probably having a blast!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST

AmericaNS DO NOT HAVE TO TAKE THIS

gREEN gLOBal warming such as marijuana crops do not have assuage in the new yule

Green weather does have nothing to do with
Ganja

Global warming is for Professionals
and ...

I'm getting a radio for Christmas holidays
its a weather channel radio! !

They say you ache ,live longer (sic) if you clean up the House and yours

Didn't the Mayans make human sacrifices by the thousands to keep the stars moving in the sky? I can see why this particular "goddess" would be attractive to the Warmies though they want to make their sacrifices in the TRILLIONS, of dollars. Not theirs of course, yours.

Small wonder Thomas Jefferson gave us the 2nd Amendment to the United States Constitution. It was to protect us from freaks like this. Can you imagine the things going through these people's minds down there? Same things that brought the downfall of Rome. These people are SERIOUSLY damaged in the head.

Leave it to the Lefties to appeal to "the gods" (pagan, of course) at a Gaia conference. How very "scientific."

NEWS FLASH MS FIGUERES: the goddess Ixchel, like global warming caused by carbon emissions DOES NOT EXIST!

If you go around invoking false gods, any initiative you propose is doomed to fail. There is only one God in heaven, who has made Himself known since the dawn of man. I don’t recall seeing or reading about any massive resume filled with world interaction from any false god or goddess (like Ixchel) as there is for the one and ONLY God. Pray He doesn’t strike you down for your pestilence.